Git
bizzee boy! Step off ICY HOT STUNTAZ, bow down to your new microphone
kings. Da Playa Hataz are phat! They all about tha turkey dinnerz, tha
shine bustin', and posin out in front of machinery.
We make HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of the green stuff...tha chedda'...tha straight
up rizzy tizzy on tha flizzy, know what I'm sayin?
We hate tha playaz, yo. All we all about is meeting that special one.
Thatz our message to the peeps. Aaawwwww dayum!! We break it down Color
Me Badd stylie
on the serious tip. We ain't all about droppin trou' and unleashing our
12 inch dragons for the random skeeza, pleeza, on her kneeza. We gonna
break off tha freestyle for y'all right about now to get your simple ass
aware of what we yellin.
I wake your ass up wif breakfast in biz-ed,
Went to the corner market to get tha bread,
Girl, I like to make sure we ready to commit,
And all those otha guyz they ain't shit,
Don't go shakin' that rump til youz met my momz,
An' don't go playin tic tac toe with my friend Tom,
(CHORUS)
Da PLAYA HATAZ in the house! Da
PLAYA HATAZ in the house! Da
PLAYA HATAZ in the house!
Da
PLAYA HATAZ in the house!
Who'z in da house? Siddown beeeeouch!!
Da ladies and da hoez love our rhymes,
Because they tell us that they do all the muthaslammin' time, (referree
whistle here)
But we ain't all about the bump n' grind,
Cuz that special someone is hard to find.
(CHORUS)
Da PLAYA HATAZ in the house! Da
PLAYA HATAZ in the house! Da
PLAYA HATAZ in the house!
Da
PLAYA HATAZ in the house!
Who'z in da house? Shut yo mouf!!
Jyeah!! Props to Mc DLT for writin' that dope shit. He was at a really
different point in his life when he put tha pen to tha paper, and just
let it flow. We put some bass and some cowbell behind that and itz like,
"No you din't! Awwww, coopity doopity!" For real kid. Itz like
you gotta go to TJ Maxx to find Tha 1 but she don't get off til 7:30,
but then you take your ass back there at 7:30 and she don't work there
no mo.
If y'all gonna be hatin' don't hate us. We da good guys. We Numba One
in tha sun. da CONQUISTADOR is blessed wif da lookz, McDLT gotz da charm,
and DJ WACK has got both da lookz and da charmz. We wanna give an extreme
shout out to the big poppa, Jesus Christ, for doin his thangy thang, and
hookin us up on tha EARTH.
Peace out dude. You "numba one" in Playa Hataz's book.
da P.H. Crew has a new sound that is beatin down the block on those 6x9's.
Its like nuthin you ain't neva heard before. Take all your CDs and pour
something flammable on them and then put a match on the top of that, because
afta you take a listen, you gonna be all, "Icy Hot What?" Rest
in peace, dawgs. We gonna start diggin yo grave for you wif our album
sales, cuz they goin to tha top of the charts and then they gonna burn
up all the chiz-arts, then they gonna have to make a new category of charts
for da Playa Hataz to break.
Our influences are probably CMB, Peabo Bryson, and DC Talk, and also of
course the cream to our wheat, the flava to our flav, the supasupa, diggin
tha scene with da gansta lean, George Michael. He ain't no sucka, he ain't
usin his fame and fortune to get chicks. Everytime he's on the media tip,
he just coolin wit his friends, he always straight up waiting for tha
1. Much respects and props to you, tha Fatha Figure!
Yo, we gots so much ca$h, we put it all on da floor and roll around in
it, Scrooge McDuck stylee. I'm like, "How many recordz we sella?"
and McDLT be like, "A BUNCH!!" and I say, "How much dough
we earnin?" and da Conquistador be all, "Dis much!" and
he be holdin his arms so far apart, if there was money in between 'em,
there'd be mad cash in that area.
CUZ WE DA BIG BALLAZ, DA SHOT CALLAZ!!!
Tha ICY HOT STINKAZ tryin' to be all hard, representin
the Porn Star gear, whack ass cracka biz-nitches. The only way to flow
to the extreme is col' sportin da
F.O.S. shizzy. Mad shout outz to our label! We just doin' it right
tha first tyme.
We
ain't lockin no suckaz up in the meat fridge, we just puttin a guestbook
on this, boo.
